In my house there's this light switch that doesn't do anything. Every so often I would flick it on and off just to check. Yesterday, I got a call from a woman in Germany. she said, "cut it out."

--Steven Wright

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Sign Vandal-Editor: Never use 2 words when 1 suffices. Dead. ~~End~~.

Drunk & trying to make a point, Mr. Kendal had said he wanted a f***ing unicorn for Christmas; he didn't think his wife would take him seriously.

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markbecker ??Mon, 09/15/2008 ?? 11:23

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