No Joke: Man Arrested For Having Sex With Patio Table

Ohio

B-Take: It's not like he affirmatively spurned the lawn chairs. They weren't around or receptive. And yea, he had sex with the table, tons of times, outside in public view. But he's in love. And in this country haven't we gotten past discriminating against people for their sexual orientation? It's not the 1950s. Men & patio furniture are going to be together. Get over it!...see the full story.