Guy 1: How come squirrels are treated differently than rats?

Guy 2: (reading newspaper, nearly asleep)

Guy 1: If you had rats running all over your yard, you'd freak. Squirrels, they're everywhere, nobody cares.

Guy 2: (yawns)

Guy 1: I counted yesterday, 32 squirrels in my backyard between 2 and 4 pm.

Guy 2: (barely looks up) How do you know they weren't the same squirrels, or like 1 squirrel you counted 32 times?

Guy 1: (pauses) They're, no... It doesn't matter. I counted 32. ...overhear more