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Overheard - contributed by jesse on 04/17/2008Fantasies Of The Carpenter And...Woman 1: I've been having a dream. My husband is my carpenter, Ken, and... Woman 2: (laughs) It's normal. Ken's hot, everybody wants to f**k him. I'd love... Woman 1: No. In the dream I'm not interested in Ken that way. I want my husband to be like Ken in fixing things. The lamps, the book case, screw in a light bulb even... Woman 2: Jesus. I... Woman 1: I know, my deepest fantasies are about home repairs....overhear more --Overheard in: Starbucks, Nyack NY--   Send Ken over to my house. - submitted by Anonymous on 04/17/2008
Send Ken over to my house. He can repair your lamps and I'll take advantage of his other skills. Ha ha, LOL If my boyfriend ever fixed - submitted by Craney on 04/21/2008
If my boyfriend ever fixed anything at our house I'd have a heart attack, lol I dreamt last week our - submitted by Anonymous on 04/21/2008
I dreamt last week our plumber came over on the day we made the appointment. I was ecstatic in the dream. Ugh, right? Who uses a carpenter? What - submitted by storyteller on 04/21/2008
Who uses a carpenter? What kind of carpenter is namedx ken? I'm very suspcious, I think she's having an affair with her hair dresser Ken and wants her husband to meet Ken before they split up.  |
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