Monogrammed BBQ Branding Iron. Ok, this is a little silly. But who wouldn't want to brand their perfectly barbecued steaks and chops with their own personal monograms? A fun, nutty yet totally functional BBQ tool. A great gift for dad or mom or any other backyard chef who takes pride in the art of grilling...or tragically whose grilled meats tend to go missing. Endorsed by all national law enforcement agencies as the best method for tracking stolen grilled meat [we're joking, OK?], the BBQ Branding Iron may one day replace the GPS as the #1 consumer tracking technology. (Sure it applies now only to meats but, down the road, who's to say equally valuable items can't be similarly branded -- e.g., fresh fruits, deli meats, nuts and legumes.)