Overheard - contributed by ZP on 04/28/2008

Ivy League Alternative: Home Schooling?

Woman 1: Thinking of home schooling Laura.

Woman 2: Laura? College Laura?

Woman 1: Yea, Dartmouth

Woman 2: What...?

Woman 1: All they do is party. I swear, no different than Miami.

Woman 2: They're smarter, though.

Woman 1: Yea, she gets drunk with smart people. She throws up in smart peoples' toilets. Go Ivy League!...overhear more

--Overheard in: Mall, Paramus NJ--

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What's the problem, at most

- submitted by Admissionshead on 04/28/2008

What's the problem, at most schools you can major in drunk, at least at Ivies there's not a formal department


I want to say I'm insulted.

- submitted by Anonymous on 04/28/2008

I want to say I'm insulted. I went to Dartmouth and I absolutely majored in drunk, it's why I chose the school over MIT which back then only let you minor in it.


Not sure when you went to

- submitted by Anonymous on 05/07/2008

Not sure when you went to MIT, but in the early '90's, drunk was definitely a possible major. YOu've never lived until you've gone to the Vaseline, Blacklight, Twinkies and Beer party.


i love that mall! i actually

- submitted by Anonymous on 05/25/2008

i love that mall! i actually go to dartmouth and i major in drunk every night i possibly can haha


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