Woman 1: Thinking of home schooling Laura.

Woman 2: Laura? College Laura?

Woman 1: Yea, Dartmouth

Woman 2: What...?

Woman 1: All they do is party. I swear, no different than Miami.

Woman 2: They're smarter, though.

Woman 1: Yea, she gets drunk with smart people. She throws up in smart peoples' toilets. Go Ivy League!...overhear more