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Overheard - contributed by LRT on 05/02/2008I'm Not An Idiot, Am I?Guy 1: (on cell phone) There's 4 kinds of beef. No, five. Guy 1: (fiddles with packages in meat section) Yea, it's not marked. Premium, something, I can't read it. I'm tellling you it's... Guy 1: (after interruption) I'm not an idiot. What? (shuffles more meat packages) Guy 1: I'm telling you, it's not here. (looks more) Guy 1: Wait. Hold it. (pauses) Sh*t. This is pork, I'm in the pork section. Guy 1: (after interruption) OK, fine, I am an idiot. ...overhear more --Overheard in: Supermarket, Madison NJ--   what kind of idiot doesn't - submitted by Anonymous on 05/02/2008
what kind of idiot doesn't know difference between beef and pork. dumbass! Dumbass doesn't do the man - submitted by manhater on 05/02/2008
Dumbass doesn't do the man justice. Welcome to the real world. You guys are too hard on - submitted by Anonymous on 05/02/2008
You guys are too hard on him. Lots of men don't shop for meat and if he doesn't normally,how is he supposed to know? Jeez, I'd hate to be married to you and, know what, I'm a woman and happily married to a man who isn't all that different than this one. I think this might be my - submitted by Renntlatia on 05/02/2008
I think this might be my boyfriend, sent him out last week to buy hamburger meat aned he came back with pork rump. He still claioms he brought back beef. He can't shot but it doesn't make him evil. He's got other virtues, LOL> 2 words: real man - submitted by Anonymous on 05/02/2008
2 words: real man Men should do men's jobs. - submitted by Anonymous on 05/03/2008
Men should do men's jobs. Building skyscrapers and watching TV on a 90 feet plasma tv. Fact this dope tried to buy rump roast at all means he's a wimp. Sorry. I hope I am there when any - submitted by Anonymous on 06/01/2008
I hope I am there when any of you have a duh moment... I will point it out to everybody and laugh hard... Really get under your skin... So maybe next time you will be more respectful to people's mistakes. ""I think this might be my - - submitted by Anonymous on 06/01/2008
""I think this might be my - submitted by Renntlatia on 05/02/2008 I think this might be my boyfriend, sent him out last week to buy hamburger meat aned he came back with pork rump. He still claioms he brought back beef. He can't shot but it doesn't make him evil. He's got other virtues, LOL>"" I suppose spelling would be one of the better virtues. Maybe even proof reading?  |
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