Overheard - contributed by man2 on 05/29/2008

Do I Look Like Walmart? Buy Your Own Stuff

Man 1: Think I could borrow a few of your patio chairs?
Man 2: What?
Man 1: We're having a party this weekend.
Man 2: I don't think we heard about a party.
Man 1: (pauses, embarrassed) Oh, well, I'm sure Susan meant to call you.
Man 2: Buy your own f**king chairs....overhear more

--Overheard in: Train Sta, Evanston IL--

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Can't stand all my neighbors

- submitted by lessonLNRD on 05/31/2008

Can't stand all my neighbors who always want to borrow. I say no to almost everything, just simpler that way.


I would expect comments and

- submitted by Anonymous on 06/01/2008

I would expect comments and conversations like this nowadays. People are selfish and rude...Don't know how to share either...let me guess you all are the kids that said MINE or I'm going to take my ball and go home. I can't wait till one of you has a heart attack and needs help.... I pray I am there to laugh at you and tell you to call your own ambulance...I don't have time for your emergency.... sorry its too much trouble...


to the last commenter,

- submitted by ShrinkForLiving on 06/01/2008

to the last commenter, lighten up no? that kind of anger is going to end up causing heart attacks, not people deciding that enough is enough when their neighbors act like your stuff is there stuff. by the way, with this thing the guy apparently didn't even invite his neighbor to the party for which he was asking to borrow the chairs. real neighborly of him. i couldn't give a crap about this little dialogue but nothing wrong with communicating that you don't want to be treated like a store. in fact, if you do it nicely, it can have great health and psych benefit.


well said Shrink. what's

- submitted by Anonymous on 06/01/2008

well said Shrink. what's you're number? I could use some counseling because if my neighbor asked to borrow chairs for a party he didn't invite me to i'd Be damned pissed. lol all.


to shrink, et. al.

- submitted by Anonymous on 06/02/2008

would you only let your neighbor borrow a hammer to finish his basement, if he let you move into it?

BFG. Let him borrow some chairs. So what if you didn't get invited to the party. Want more whine with that cheese, you pathetic crybaby?


stfu

- submitted by dogg on 06/30/2008

......


Chairs...

- submitted by Dave on 08/04/2008

Tell him to borrow some chairs from one of the *invited* guests...Seriously, I don't think I would have asked a person that was not invit But what the hell do I know, I just do what the wife tells me...it keeps her happy and when she is happy I'm happy.


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