Apple Uses That Special Non-Energy Energy, Right?

Apple Sales Guy: Can I help you?

Woman 1: I'm not sure.

Apple Sales Guy: (smiles, calm)

Woman 1: I saw the bright lights. All the people here. (looks around) I thought...you're giving things away.

Apple Sales Guy: (laughs)

Woman 1: Apple's supposed to be Green, isn't it? You're burning more energy here...

Sales Guy: No...our energy is special, recyc...

Woman 1: No it isn't.

Sales Guy: (smiles) No, it isn't. ...overhear more

--Overheard in: Shopping Mall, North NJ--

Oh yea, Apple energy,

- submitted by Anonymous on 11/21/2008

Oh yea, Apple energy, brilliant

I believe in addition to the

- submitted by Anonymous on 11/21/2008

I believe in addition to the iPod Apple invented the electric car, the light bulb and plastic recyling