Overheard - contributed by kell on 09/17/2008

  

The Special Love Between Dog & Dog Owner

Woman Walking Dog: (to dog)  Sit, monkey, sit.  (dog walks toward her)  Sh*t, sit, not sh*t, sit. Sh*t, jesus Christ.

Woman Walking Dog, Cont.:  (sh*t is on her foot)  Sh*t, I don't... (tries to shake it off, it lands on her leg) Oh, sh*t, sh*t. (dog jumps around, very agitated)

Woman Walking Dog, Cont.: What, my saying sh*t offends you? Funny, you do it all the time. Sh*t. (dog jumps around more) Sh*t, sh*t, sh*t. ...overhear more

--Overheard in: Street, Somerville NJ--

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