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Overheard - contributed by MlB on 11/20/2008![]() I Don't Need No Stinking Coffee. Money, That's What I NeedGuy: (sitting on chair, staring at floor) Woman: (enters reception area) Hello, Mr. S**** Guy: (stands, starts toward woman, offices) Woman: Mr. R*** will be ready in a few minutes. Can I get you... Guy: What? Woman: Can I get you coffee? Guy: You said he would be ready in a few minutes a few minutes ago. Woman: Yes, but... Guy: You can get me Mr R*** now. (getting loud) Right now, OK? (louder) I don't need coffee, I need... (pauses, seems to realize, gathers) Sorry. Sorry. It's just...Sorry....overhear more --Overheard in: Charles Schwab Office, NJ-- guys too sensitive. be lucky - submitted by Anonymous on 11/20/2008
guys too sensitive. be lucky you're getting coffee, in a few days you'll be drinking tree bark |
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