In my house there's this light switch that doesn't do anything. Every so often I would flick it on and off just to check. Yesterday, I got a call from a woman in Germany. she said, "cut it out."

--Steven Wright

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Percentage of U.S. families that own a BBQ grill: 85%

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added on: 10/30/2008

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Overheard - contributed by forkinit on 10/27/2008

There Will Be Skiing

Guy 1: They're still going.

Guy 2: Vail?

Guy 1: He says everything's good. Hasn't told his wife.

Guy 2: What does he do during the day?

Guy 1: Library, I think gym sometimes, mostly in other towns.

Guy 2: (shakes head)

Guy 1: I didn't know there were libraries any more. ...overhear more

--Overheard in: Gym Lobby, Westchester NY--

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sounds like there might be

- submitted by Anonymous on 10/27/2008

sounds like there might be skiing and blood when the guy's wife finds out.