Real Stories: Every Roof Should Have One

In my house there's this light switch that doesn't do anything. Every so often I would flick it on and off just to check. Yesterday, I got a call from a woman in Germany. she said, "cut it out."

--Steven Wright

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Number of carpenters in U.S.: 1,764,000

-US Census

added on: 11/04/2009

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- added on 03/26/2009

Every Roof Should Have One

Hungerford, England

B-Take: A penis, of course...or at least a life-like facsimile. That according to a budding artist/teen who painted a 60-foot phallus on the roof of his family's $1.5 million house. At least the kid didn't sculpt the bushes into lollilop and corkscrew abominations. ...see the full story.

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What is a credit score

- submitted by Arella on 07/17/2009

Hi everyone. Bacchus hath drowned more men than Neptune. Help me! Looking for sites on: What is a credit score. I found only this - <a href="http://www.pecdallas.org/Members/Credit">Credit rating score</a>. And you need to be able to pay back in a timely manner for your credit score to improve. Responses to how can I fix my poor credit score when I already paid everything off. With best wishes :rolleyes:, Arella from Guinea.

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- submitted by Gianna on 08/01/2009

Good morning. Statistics: The only science that enables different experts using the same figures to draw different conclusions. I am from Argentina and also now am reading in English, tell me right I wrote the following sentence: "For some people, the terms business credit card and charge card are one and the same."

Thank you so much for your future answers :P. Gianna.