Who Needs Street Signs Anyway?

Winfield PA

B-Take: They're gone. Every single one in town. The streets remain -- thankfully; apparently they were too heavy for the sign thieves. But now...madness, chaos. Police are confounded. How the hell are people supposed to know where Maple Street is...as opposed to Pine or Oak? The town, its residents, will have to move, no?. But how...if they can't identify the streets to leave by? ...see the full story.