Overheard - contributed by lara on 06/18/2009

Profound Crossing Guards... On Rainwear

Crossing Guard 1: It always rain.

Crossing Guard 2: I like rain.

Crossing Guard 1: That's because you have a raincoat and umbrella.

Crossing Guard 2: Why don't you, why don't you ever wear a raincoat and umbrella?

Crossing Guard 1: Because... (pauses) I don't know. ...overhear more

--Overheard in: Corner , Montclair NJ--

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Shark teeth lose daily

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- submitted by Charla on 08/04/2009

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