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- added on 10/12/2009

  

Need A Release? Who Needs Porn? Now There's 'Vent By Phone'

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You're tense, pissed off. You want to let it all out, scream, rant. You deserve to. But where and to whom? Now it's easy. Just call Vent By Phone -- seriously -- a new phone service that charges by the minute to let you scream holy hell to your heart's (and wallet's) content -- for $2.99/minute.

You actually get a real person on the other line who promises not to judge you or to scream back (though the service doesn't mention laughing) -- but who will simply listen and fill your ears with the soothing sounds of "hmm" and "ohh" or "ohh, yes, you are so right...you are always so right". Just the kinds of sounds you get at work or from your spouse or partner or girlfriend/boyfriend...in your wildest fantasies.

markbecker ??Mon, 10/12/2009 ?? 09:30
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