- submitted by b-team on 12/14/2006
Shouldn't this be Illegal?
Carved Bushes. If your bushes look like a dessert (e.g., a giant snow cone or coconut macaroon) or a commonly used kitchen implement (e.g., a corkscrew), you've got to ask yourself: do you deserve to have a yard, or live near us or others in civilized society? If you're honest, you'll have to answer, of course not, and following a second's reflection, wonder despairingly . . . what on God's earth has happened to me and, with great effort and the passage of time, is there any chance I might recover someday from this unexplainable design black out and re-enter the world of aesthetically rational homeowners?...read more rants
