leaf blowing the roof in the

- submitted by annie on 02/09/2007

leaf blowing the roof in the winter. i can't top that.

my neighbor sleep walks outside her house. 3 weeks ago she ended up in a stranger's house around the corner, scared the heck out of him. she fell asleep on his couch.

my neighbor thinks

- submitted by Anonymous on 02/09/2007

my neighbor thinks whenever's he's out in the yard he can put his stereo on 10 and play it all afternoon.

you can hear it to the next town!

i've spoken to his wife, she's a friend. but she says he'd kill himself if he couldn't have music puttering around the lawn. one of these days somebody's going to do it for him!

my neighbor steals things.

- submitted by jack on 02/09/2007

my neighbor steals things. he once stole a piece of driveway from somebody on the block.

he's taken bags of kitty litter. he doesn't have a cat. somebody's loose porch light. no idea if he knows he's even doing it. he only takes crazy things.

a lot of us laugh about it. but it's a problem. we haven't figured out what to do yet.

worst thing? one guy on our

- submitted by lann on 02/09/2007

worst thing? one guy on our blocks get his male in the nude. he's gross. a fat pig also.

there's a guy on my block

- submitted by jan on 02/09/2007

there's a guy on my block who parades around his house totally naked. he keeps his shades up. it's disgusting.

he's divorced, wife left him (gee, wonder why), and is home during the day. very creepy.

he seems harmless. some neighbors have told him to stop. he does for a while. then he starts again. seems he never goes out.

idiot next door to me has

- submitted by fencedin on 02/09/2007

idiot next door to me has built this massive concrete fence. it's against code, it blocks all our light. we've been fighting it forever.

on the other side of his house, he lines up milk cartons. claims he's an artist. right. and i'm picasso.

heard he might move. what a f**ing relief!

true story: woman on my

- submitted by eve on 02/09/2007

true story: woman on my street collects animals. we had no idea. she was in the parent teachers group.

turns out she had like 150 different animals in her basement. half barely alive. cats, squirrels, i think there was a goat.

unbelievable!

well, mine doesn't match

- submitted by carol on 02/09/2007

well, mine doesn't match some of these.

what i really find difficult is the person who talks constantly about her kids. a neighbor of mine is like that.

plus, she lies about them. she'll say stuff and we'll all know it's exaggeration or sometimes not even true.

it's sad and kind of harmless. but she goes on and on. you want to tell her, take a vacation from talking. but usually we just bear it.

most of my neighbors are

- submitted by lesgal on 02/09/2007

most of my neighbors are great.

one is not. they bang in their house all hours. hammers or pipes clanging. people have complained, but they claim it's nothing.

the guys is a builder of some kind and i know has a lot of weird tools.

what on earth could they be doing in there.

part of the thing is everyone on the block guessing and joking about it. it's kind fo not funny though. yet it is.

my neighbor lets her dog

- submitted by dogfiend on 02/09/2007

my neighbor lets her dog poop all over people's yards.

totally rude, bad neighbor behvaior!

we've got someone on my

- submitted by doggiegirl on 02/09/2007

we've got someone on my street too whose dog poops on lawns.

a friend almost caught her on videotape but somehow forgot to press play instead of erase!

we all know who it is but have no evidence. it is rude and very annoying.

my next door neighbor is

- submitted by marylandneighbor on 02/09/2007

my next door neighbor is fine. problem is she thinks she's my best friend. she gets hurt when we don't always go out with her, or invite her offer.

it's so tiring. i've avoided having a "big" conversation with her about. you'd think she'd just get it. but looks like i'm going to have to.

i'd almost rather have a really bad neighbor than this kind which is more emotionally draining than anything else

i know exactly what you're

- submitted by igetit on 02/09/2007

i know exactly what you're talkling about marylandneighbor.

someone on my street thinks the same thing with me. it's crazy.

they're always inviting us over, want us to do things together. when we don't it's as if we've stolen their children.

she's a drama queen too. it is exhausting and i'm about ready to tell her enough.

there's a guy who lives 2

- submitted by dave on 02/09/2007

there's a guy who lives 2 houses down from me, he has not said hello in 3 years.

that's got to be a record.

we've got a guy like that.

- submitted by jan on 02/09/2007

we've got a guy like that. almost never speaks.

i've probably said hello to him a 1000 times and most i get is a nod.

sometimes i want to scream, helllllllllllo and see what he does.b ut i don't want to cause him a nervous breakdown or something

my neighbors are perfect in

- submitted by hithere on 02/09/2007

my neighbors are perfect in every way.

oh yea, except for that family that dumps all their garbage on their front lawn builds structures with old newspapers on the side of their yard.

my worst neighbor is a guy

- submitted by car on 02/09/2007

my worst neighbor is a guy named, al. all he does is tell the worst jokes imaginable and then laughs for 5 minutes afterwards.

he's a ceo of a big public company. which makes we seriously question anyone investing $ in any public company. he's a sub-moron. his house is enormous, his cars are enormous and he's considered a complete joke in our neighborhood.

every time i see a neighbor

- submitted by lemmy on 02/09/2007

every time i see a neighbor a few blocks down he hugs me, like i'm his long lost daughter.

his breath stinks, i barely know him, he squeezes to hard. yet, i let him do it. not any more!

1 of my neighbors has made

- submitted by burby on 02/09/2007

1 of my neighbors has made the goal have sleeping with every woman on our block. i know because he told me.

i've blown him off repeatedly (not literally!) but i know some others who have actually done it.

he's gross. but i give him credit for his honesty. divorced, has money, and not a pig to look at.

my neighbor just knocked on

- submitted by debofny on 02/10/2007

my neighbor just knocked on my door, 7:30 am saturday, to see if she could borrow some cereal! do you believe that? i love her. but how about going to the store, or waiting until a little later in the morning?

crazy!

talk talk talk. that's all

- submitted by earsfalling on 02/10/2007

talk talk talk. that's all my husband's best friend's wife does. they live a few houses down. they play golf, watch sports.

she could talk for 30 minutes straight about a pebble her dog kicked in the driveway.

shoot me please!

guy on my street paces back

- submitted by Anonymous on 02/10/2007

guy on my street paces back and forth the block sometimes. it's not walking or running. no idea what it is, like he's talking to himself.

i once asked what he was doing and he smiled and said imagining

we have a block party couple

- submitted by blockpartyhell on 02/10/2007

we have a block party couple times a year. florida, close to miami. one guy on street gets there early and eats half the cold buffet. the man can swallow a vat of potato salad in seconds.

what a tool.

if he lost 30 pounds, he'd need to lose 50.

3 words: body odor.

- submitted by Anonymous on 02/10/2007

3 words: body odor. gingivits. dandruff. my next door neighbor. not sweet.

i love all my neighbors

- submitted by jillofwisc on 02/11/2007

i love all my neighbors except one. jackie. she always comes over unannounced. sometimes at dinner time. soimetimes right before we're putting the kids to bed. she's crazy.

she lives 3 doors down and has her own kids.

i've told her please call, please give us space. it doesn't register.

could be worse, i know. still very irritating.

guy down my block is

- submitted by jefffromcleve on 02/11/2007

guy down my block is obsessed with power tools. all he talks about. totally freaky.

he's an accountant. bald on only 1 side of his head. horror movie material.

guy on my street is also

- submitted by sickofneighbor on 02/11/2007

guy on my street is also obsessed with tools. it's freezing out and i see him on corner and he's going apesh*t over a new hedge trimmer he plans to get.

he's got almost no hedges on his yard. he's excited that this trimmer can also edge lawn corners.

yawn!

garbage

- submitted by crabbyguy on 02/27/2007

we have new neighbors. They are 18 - 22 years old and don't know the basic stuff. Like garbage pickup is on Tuesdays. Today is Tuesday, and week 3 for them being in that house. The garbage is piled high, I can only hope they got it out to the curb today.

unsupervised children

- submitted by not making nice on 04/11/2007

We've lived in our neighborhood about six years now. Things have been pretty good, even with people having barking dogs and all. But the people down the street who send their kids outside unsupervised are so annoying. One kid whose parents completely ignore him will put his mini drumset right out in the front yard and will bang on that thing for hours. I went over several times to ask him to please put it in his garage and play with the door shut (what most people would do!), but he balked. When I asked to talk to his dad, I sure got an idea why the kid is nuts....the dad is WORSE! The dad acted as if I was the one with the problem since no one else on the street had ever complained. Well, no one else on the street has the nerve to approach this man and his little "darling". Long story.

The latest thing is this same kid riding his minibike on the sidewalk, nearly running over my kids who are playing in OUR front yard....this boy rides in our grass and I have asked him to please stay on the sidewalk, but does he listen or care? NOOOOO. Has no respect for authority or for other people's property. Has some strange sense of entitlement, just like his idiot father. He lives across the street and several houses down, but instead of staying on his side of the street, he purposely comes over in front of our house to torment us. It's so frustrating.

Feels great to vent! Signed: Mom of four in Keller, Texas

Bully Neighbor -n- his kid

- submitted by Anonymous on 04/14/2007

We've lived in our neighborhood for 16 yrs. and it's been nice except for this poor excuse for a father of a now 16 yr old pot head, troubled teen who now drives (like an A-hola). Our situation really makes ya think there otta be a law about people having kids that they - don't, won't or can't parent their little offsprings. It's not just our household but Four others that also can't stand either the father or son. Already Two of my neighbors moved away, (their biggest reason was this particular neighbor),another one is trying to move (can't find a place), and the other one lives right next door to this guy and says he's tryin to keep the peace and doesn't want to rock the boat!!! When this idiot moved here (in the cul-de-sac), he bought in about 8 years ago and had his wife, and two kids ages, boy - 8, girl - 3, at the time. They did not, (to anyones knowledge), try to be friendly or even talk to anyone. Then his boy started (within the first year of moving here), doing little vandalizing type things to our property and to some of the neighbors, like scraping out all of our driveway jam at the bottom of our driveway (caught by neighbors and once by me), I told the kid and his little friend to go home and do that to his fathers driveway and see what he thinks! also told him he was not welcomed on our property after that. He also with a friend rolled some of our '2-man' rocks down a small hill and off of our property into the front yard of my neighbor, (about 10 of these suckers, that were placed there by a landscaper we hired a few years back), they said they were looking for bugs!(the rocks were to heavy for the kids to put back), WTF !!!!. Finally no one else (the others that had stuff happen to them by this kid), would speak up so I decided that I would say something to the parents cuz would if they didn't know about all this crap his kid was doing while they weren't lookin, so I went to their house (one house over ), to talk to a parent and the father ended up coming to the door just after he rolled off the couch (saw him thru the door crack), with no shirt on and basically told me that I had no proff of his kid doing anything (unnamed neighbors I guess didn't count), so then I just wanted him to get it through to his little crumb snatcher that I wanted his kid to stay off our property and everything would be fine. He about shut the door in my face, and I actually did not swear and kept my voice very calm and he spoke to me with great disrespect! Well long story short, we all are still suffering from this kid and his father, since they moved in this house that has NO back yard just a little deck, his kids have had to play in the streets and they can't park their cars in their garage (cuz it's full of what-ever), so they park with the front of their cars (and p/u truck), straight on to the curb not parallel to the curb, like a normal considerate neighbor would! It's starting to look like a used car lot over there. The father has flipped me off several times and has threaten me,(with no one to witness it of coarse!), he has verbally spewed at me every name in the book (and I mean every name), the kid speeds in and out from their house to the main road, has thrown firecrackers at me while my back was turned, I could go on and on (Oh, and the county sheriffs dept. said not much they can do about him, mostly because we live in an unincorporated area and don't have laws like regular citys around us have), but why bother, when I wake up tomorrow they're still gonna be there I just try and avoid them like a plague! signed a frustrated home owner in the burbs South of Seattle, WA

drunkards and screaming hags

- submitted by Anonymous on 05/09/2007

That's what I have as neighbors! A woman across the street makes it a priority in her life to scream the absolute most disgusting things across the street.....her common law husband is a "happy drunk", but ever since he lost custody of his son (because she attacked him in his sleep, theatening to chop off his you know what)after he ran to our house for refuge, the cops left him in our custody for 2 weeks. So the common law wife had to buy a nearby condo to dump the poor kid at. The boy was 13 and good friends of our 3 kids. We always went and picked him up to come play and spend time with us, as our boys were best buddies with him. Now the kid is 19, and he has lived with us pretty much on and off since 13. Imagine the situation!! So we get screamed at, such as "F*** YOUUUUUUU!!!" and "Go back to Arkansas, you F-ing mother-fing hicks!!!" She has called the sheriff's on all our LEGALLY parked cars over and over, getting them red-tagged, even when they HAVE been moved within the last 72 hours. We have 5 drivers in the home, plus a few toys, such as our boat and my horse trailer. The last time I uttered a word to her was about 2 years ago when she was banging on my door at 11 PM, wobbley and staggering, yelling about all the cars and my horse trailer, cussing and swearing, etc... Well, I told her she was drunk and to get home right now....anyway, she wouldn't let me close the door and I finally said I was going to hose her off my porch. The second I tuned on the hose and turned toward her (and then some!) she staggered and half falling ran across the street, saying she was calling the cops. Well, the cops came and he laughed his head off. She has a long history of alcohol-related problems. The cops told her NEVER to cross the street again and come on my property, or she will be arrested for drunk and disorderly conduct. I have her on video tape screeching last father's day, calling us names and and various curses while my 3 kids and her common-law son trimmed oleander hedges for my hubby. The boy is estranged from his father, and hates the both of them for abandoning him. Well, besides all the name calling, we generally avoid ever parking on "her" side of the street, because if any of us ever did or a guest does, she flies outside screaming the most vicious things, such as "You get tha F-ing piece of crap off of my side of the street, you mother-fing cretin!!" Such a lovely neighbor. I hate being outside because I want to avoid her and try so hard to deny her existence. She scares me even--what if she flips out and shoots one of us?? She is very insane from alcoholism. We live in suburbian california, but there are no laws that protect us from the constant harrassment. Since she has not threatened bodily harm, the police will do nothing as long as she in on HER property. They said we should hire a lawyer and get a civil suit going, but we cannot afford all that!! We bought our house 13 years ago and the problems began shortly afterwards--after her common law husband got custody of his son. Anyway, we aren't moving, as it's not an option! We bought when houses were still cheap, and now forget buying another one--we would have to move out of the state of California! We have 3 kids still living with us, all in college. I hate to say it, but I can't wait until she dies. She smokes and drinks around the clock. I am sick of my cars being egged, of being yelled at, of having my kids being called rednecks (because 2 of them drive trucks), being afraid to be out front to avoid the verbal assaults, really nasty things. So we ignore her existence, none of us ever even looks her way. She is ignored. Several other neighbors cannot stand the drunken brawls and disputes she has with her common law husband. Everyone can hear it going on all the time. One night, she staggered outside and collapsed on her front lawn. She laid there a lonnnnnnnnnnnnnnnng time. My husband just says we should not hate her, but pray for her. While I hope she drops dead. Before anyone responds to this long rant, trying to tell me to talk to her, help her, etc... I already KNOW she is ILL. I already tried to make friends with her years ago, Yes, I understand she is alcoholic. But the other people are victims too, of her serious disease. She has inflicted her disease on MY KIDS!! I know all abount alcoholism. I am an adult child of and alcoholic, and have been through it all. I have found recovery because I WANTED it. I have 13 years clean and sober. I spared my kids most of their lives of having druggie/drunken parents. So, it continues across the street, touching ALL the neighborhood, ALL the kids growing up, having to know and hear what this drunken neighbor gets away with LEGALLY. Pretty damn disgusting. I think my story is one of the worst, don't you? lol. Sorry it was so long, but man, it was great to vent! Thanks!

math

- submitted by madison on 05/28/2007

the word down below is easy. i thinnk so.actualy its hard my bad.lol

math

- submitted by madison on 05/28/2007

can you send a picture of who i am talking to? keep giving me easy ones and youll be rich but give me hard ones and youll be dead meat.

math

- submitted by madison on 05/28/2007

can you send a picture of who i am talking to? keep giving me easy ones and youll be rich but give me hard ones and youll be dead meat.

my neighbors play music

- submitted by Anonymous on 05/30/2007

my neighbors play music outside their house all the time. it's a nightmare. we tried to outblast them with our own music. so childish, i know, but also counterproductive. we're at a standstill. we want to move, but can't right now. the cops say they can't really do anything other than stop by that house and tell them to stop. of course whenever the cops go there the neighbors are as decent normal as they can be.

almost nothing worse than crap neighbors. we're learning the hard way.

Male man

- submitted by Ken on 06/02/2007

Ever notice when you have a neighbor problem, 999 times out of a thousand said problem is a MALE? I've come to realize what a rare breed I am: a straight single guy who lives alone in a house he OWNS, with no debt, and is a PERFECT QUIET and CONSIDERATE neighbor.

It is quite simple to be a good neighbor - you don't need to be a diplomat or a gourmet chef, or a philanthropist - 2 simple rules: 1) a good neighbor keeps his property clean and free of eyesores. All vehicles are garaged, and garbage stays INDOORS until the day it gets picked up. If you have meat remnants, keep them in your freezer until garbage day to avoid making a big stinkpile.

2) A good neighbor does NOT make noise or smells which disturbs ANYONE else. NOise includes: 1) barking dogs 2) any vehicle that runs louder than a standard automobile. men seem to have an insatiable lust for obnoxiously loud engines. 3) basketball hoops (yes the noise of both the kids and the ball hitting the ground is VERY irritating VERY far away). 4) MUSIC - did you deaf and braindead losers ever hear of HEADPHONES??? Boombox cars need to be outlawed with HUGE fines. 5) power tools, leafblowers, etc. If you MUST at least do it at a civilized hour and get it over with quickly, and don't do it more than once every 2 weeks, that is plenty. On a related note, only a MORON keeps a lawn in a desert, especially when the local water utility will pay you to get rid of it to save precious water. SMELLS Include: 1) gasoline for dirtbikes and other mechanized nuisances 2) barbecues 3) propane 4) skunk farms 5) dog doo 6) any other pets i've forgotten to mention such as emus, gibbons, gophers, bison, horses, peacocks, etc etc etc. 7) OD on cologne 8) meth labs 9) CIGARETTE SMOKE (only LOSERS smoke)

The biggest reason for so many BAD neighbors today is simply this: too many people are not being forced to support themselves at market prices. Here in Vegas for example, a house that costs $2500 a month to BUY costs half as much to RENT. Result: more than half the houses are TENANT occupied. Tenants as a rule are LOSERS. Furthermore, this is compounded by our government which insists on handing welfare, section8, and disability checks to the sorts of lazy asses who are going to sit home all day with their stereos on 10 and a leafblower wedged up their ass, riding a dirtbike around the block for 12 hours on end, most likely next door to you.

I don't really care if you never say hello, if I don't even know you exist. That is fine with me. I'll be friendly if you want to be, but if you want to keep to yourself, that is quite fine. Just please FOLLOW THE TWO RULES. And if you insist on becoming a landlord and having tenants, place rules in your lease that PROHIBIT all of the problems named above.

BB hoop

- submitted by Anonymous on 06/07/2007

Wait! I live next door to a divorced father of three (9, 15, 17) who is a cop and kids like to play basketball every waking minute. He and his live in girl friend with her 15-year old likes to BB play as well. They purchased a portable BB hoop and placed it right to the corner of their property in front of their house but close to my bedroom window. Not only is the hoop for his kids, but also kids down the street around the corner, next town over - you name it. I have asked him repeatedly to move the hoop to his driveway or in front of his drive which is away from my window because of the ball and kid noise. You would think he would oblige; this is turning into a complete nightmare. He moved it once to the front of his driveway after I pleaded with him; few hours later I came home, it was back in the original spot with all the noise. To make a long story short; I called his superiors which he wasn't too pleased about. He told them NO he wouldn't move it. Next step (today), I placed a call to (intrnl afairs) who said they would speak with him. I have no idea what's going to happen next. I am praying he will move, or I will have to move. My wife and I live on a quiet tree-lined street with single family homes and a catastrophe of mistake; a 150 unit condo complex that no one on our street wanted built; which is now home to low income families. To quote Seinfeld: Not that there is anything wrong with that.

I misspelled the word above on purpose. :-)

Want to hear a good one......

- submitted by Anonymous on 06/16/2007

We have a lady on our street that lives alone. I guess she has nothing better to do than start trouble. I used to try to be nice for her and help her out but she got mad at me one day for absolutely no reason. I think she got mad cuz I let her daughter and granddaughter move in with me cuz they had no place to go and didn't even want to dare go live with her. Thats when the problems started. She started telling all the neighbors to watch out for my 9 yr old daughter cuz she stole money and presents from her granddaughters birthday party (which supposedly happened before they moved in with me...makes sense right..lol). She has a made up story about every single household in this neighborhood. She literally just makes stories up. She screams and cusses at all the kids in the neigborhood for nothing. She throws her coffee grounds and egg shells all over her yard and says its compost..lol!!! I was watching her scream at a kid yesterday and cuz I was looking she screamed FU...down the street at me while my and neighbors children were right there. She's crazy. Her own kids can't stand her. Her house is disgusting. She clean the nasty carpets with bleach and the smell just carries outside. She'll sit outside on her front porch and just stare down the street and then make up stories about what she sees. Nobody around here can stand her.

wannabes

- submitted by Anonymous on 08/08/2007

My neighbors (a husband and wife) are trying to sell their house. They want way too much money for it, and refuse to sell for less. They blame everyone in the neighborhood for their problem, saying we don't cut the lawns enough, or water them enough. Now they are trying to take over the homeowners association, and then sue it for whatever money they can get. They are sending out nasty letters to other homeowners and to the city, police, building inspectors, and anyone who will accept the mail. It is out of control and turning all neighbors against each other. I almost wish I would win the lottery so I could buy their house and they could get the h*ll out!

Ghetto Neighbors !!

- submitted by please forclose !! on 09/02/2007

I'm black and I have have horrible ghetto neighbors. They sit in their garage and barbeque almost every day. The have a nive size back yard but are too cheap to put a concrete slab or deck. They entertain there ghetto friends in the garage park there ghetto fixed up 300m's on the street blocking everybodies drive way. They are smaking weed in the garage with the door have up or down. They have a crack babby daughter that is too grown for her age.

I only speak and go on, I never want to get any friendlier that "Hello"

I mind my on business. I hope the home forecloses

nosey neighbors

- submitted by Parklandsucks on 09/10/2007

I have neighbors who are all named Jones. Everytime one of their lovely kids decides to get something new, like a Mercedes or Lexus, they have to run out and get one for their little johnny too. Used to be, that all the kids would play nicely together but now, it's like Lord of the Flies around here. All the boys, who are mostly 2nd and 3rd graders will gang up on some poor kid who's younger or just smallish and then chase the kid home with bats and wooden rifles. Why? Because they can. Because their parents don't do a damn thing. And these are supposed to be families that are all home-town all American. Yuh right. So, if anyone stands up to these little brats the parents all get on the phone and call each other and say that the kid who's getting chased has a victim mentality and just needs to get over it. If the kid tries to stand up for himself, he get labeled a trouble maker who just can't get along. BS. If it was your kid getting bullied by a bunch of thugs, you'd be a little more concerned. As for calling other families antisocial for not taking your shit and saying thank you, too bad. I wasn't raised to take crap off you, and neither will my kids. Bunch of snots.

Parking

- submitted by Anonymous on 11/13/2007

The neighbor's kids (and their friends) park in front of our house 24/7. Sometimes, the car in question will stay in front of the house for more than a week. Pretty tame by what I'm reading here, but it may be time to start keying them - at least....

F-ing neighbor is a diplomat

- submitted by Anonymous on 12/17/2007

My neighbor is a F-ing diplomat. Treats his 23 year old son like he's still 14. Throws house parties every now and then. He invites these low lives that hang around our shared driveway. Smokes and throws cigarett buds all over the place. Just past week he had a party over there and didn't lower the music till 2:30 in the morning. Cops won't do anything. I hope they fing move back to the neighborhood they came from. Bunch of a$$es.

pingac

- submitted by Anonymous on 03/01/2008

i have the worst neighbors. we live in a condo community. my neighbors party in their back yards every weekend they talk loud and yell constantly plus their loud music. my family doesn't sleep very much on the weekends. we call the police all the time.but my neighbors from hell don't care they still party hard every weekend.dont know what to do cops don't help very much.some people just don't care.

cruel to their dog

- submitted by Anonymous on 03/07/2008

I have to get this off my chest!!! I have a next door neighbor who haz no care for their precious Lab dog. They leave it out in the freezing weather from 7:ooam till long after dark. My husband and I started noticing the poor thing was just left outside,and no one EVER came out to pet it, play with it,let alone walk her. We finally decided to call the SPCA, and they did come out to investigate, but nothing really changed except (thank God) the weather. Every day they put her out and forget about her,so now my husband put in a small doggie door for us to be able to bring her over in our yard when we can, but unfortunetly, she is very afraid to be over here,plus our over friendly Jug (Jack Russell & Pug) dog wants to play with her, but shes scared to death. That really leaves us with nothing much to do to help her. We do open the doggie door and feed her and I love to pet her before she runs off. Right now she is in the rain, and i don't know when she'll be let in. Well, I just had to rant.

cruel to their black lab dog.

- submitted by David on 05/06/2008

Why not just steal the dog and find her a nice new home where she'll be taken care of? God would want you to do it since the bastards that own her are nothing but pond scum. You shouldn't feel guilty for doing the right thing. They're sick so you owe it to that poor dog to rescue her from them. Good luck I pray for you and that poor dog.

Trailer Trash Neighbors

- submitted by Mr. Soprano on 05/06/2008

How to Deal with Them

Get even with them. If you can get their phone number call them in the middle of the night and hang up on them. Just wake them up, then they'll be tired at work the next day. You can also slash their car tires, pour dish detergent on their windshield and flour on that. Put sugar in their gas tank. Smear their door handle with lard. Put a sign up in their window advertising "SeXXXy Massage" Post their phone number and attach a sign to the back of their car advertising their new business. Order pizza to their residence. Go through their garbage and find their credit card numbers, tv cable supplier and cancel their services. They've demonstrated that they're rotten to the core..being nice to them won't work...you must make their lives a bigger hell for them then they've made it for you...then they'll get the message and you my friend will be getting the last laugh. :-)

I can't stand our neighbors

- submitted by Anonymous on 05/08/2008

They have too many people living under one roof (I think some may be illegal and saving up to return to their country) and their kids are loud, screaming, rude, obnoxious brats. They play basketball in the street and are constantly hitting our cars as well as our guests since the hoop is in front of our driveway - we live in a cul da sac. I HATE our neighbors so much I really understand why the phrase "Love thy neighbor" was written down.

While on our honeymoon...

- submitted by Liz on 05/23/2008

My husband an I had just bought and moved into our first house together a month before the wedding. We had hardly spoken to or met our neighbors, as we were so busy with the wedding.

WEll, while on our honeymoon, our next door neighbor took a backhoe to our side yard, tore up all our grass, and ripped out our retaining wall. If that weren't bad enough, she then built a new retaining wall, and stole a foot and a half of OUR PROPERTY! We had to fight her tooth and nail to get it set to right, which she did, but our lawn has never been the same since.

The Landlord from hell

- submitted by Doogie on 05/29/2008

The landlord that owns the home next door to a buddy of mine in a nice suburb quiet street rents out her house to the local college students. She is a bastard (as she has a grand moustache) of a person who yells and screams at all the neighbors and drives over neighbors flower beds just to get everyone riled up. She makes Rosie O'Donell look like a straight debutante. All the students are mega white trash as they sit out on a couch that they dragged out of their apartment to place on the sidewalk so they can smoke their brains out.Disgusting!! You should see how ugly these Paris Hilton rag hags look!!! Total filth!! The landlord stores in the back of her property several non working vehicles that are rusting in the soil and packed in with years of leaves, oil barrels, engine parts, rotting trailers, decaying jeeps. You name the potential hazardous material and this crone is storing it in the dirt. Her "friend" helps her hide all this junkyard garbage in a residential neighborhood where families raise their kids and puts fences around it so no one can see it. But you can sure smell her and it! Major B.O. and you better not be down wind of her on a spring day!! Then when the health department is called in she moves all the garbage to another one of her properties. Well, my buddies brother in law, a PI went over there one day, with the approval of the abutters, and took tons of photos of all the incidents on this ladys property from different neigbors backyards. Then he went to the city health department and turned in the photos and made an anonymous complaint. Well within a few days this landlord was fined and ordered to clean up her property by the health department or they would shut her rental down. This lady (with a moustache) has been cleaning it up all year long with her "friend" and is miserable about having to get rid of her mini junkyard in suburbia. The answer to all bad neighbors is to call the the health department on these people as they will investigate and shut them down!