Overheard - contributed by repairgirl on 02/10/2007

Cold and Wet, And Not Laughing

Guy:  (soaked from rain-sleet)  I need something for my roof.

Store Clerk:  How about a roof?

Guy:  If you just said what I think you said, I'm going to kick your f**ing butt....overhear more

--Overheard in: Home Repair Store, Norristown PA--