B-Rant

- submitted by theseer on 02/26/2007

  

Sleeping With Our Next Door Neighbor!

My husband is screwing our next door neighbor. My former best friend, the whore, the total skank who's also president of the PTA and runs our town's annual bake sale and 'save the children' charity drive.

I've suspected for months. Why? He hasn't been begging for sex like before. He's less angry. He doesn't jump on me for every little stupid perceived slight.

And she -- she doesn't drop by like she used to. She doesn't gossip. She doesn't look me in the eye. She doesn't complain about her not getting any.

I work all day, I go into the city. NYC. He stays home and "works." Supposedly. He freelances, builds websites, whatever. He stays with our 2 kids -- I guess I should be grateful.

What a f**king cliche! I'm going to kill him. And her. Or, I don't know. There's so much less fighting in the house, less tension. Maybe I should encourage it. Maybe I should screw her husband. Except he's disgusting, a sweating pig in a suit.

Thing is, I'm not nearly as angry as I should be. Shouldn't I be angry or angrier? Jesus. Who knows. I've become a bad TV movie. Why haven't I missed the sex? I used to love it. Even before I knew, I didn't want him to ever touch me.

I've got to confront him, and her. But maybe I won't. I feel relieved almost. Also furious. Probably Haagen Dazs will help. A lot of it. Then it'll be clearer.

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castrate him. it's your

- submitted by areyoukidding on 02/26/2007

castrate him. it's your duty, girl.


i disagree. if you're not

- submitted by calmdown on 02/26/2007

i disagree. if you're not really angry, why pretend. it's telling you all kinds of stuff about your unsatisfactory marriage.

deal with the marriage. make it work or get out. but don't waste your time with anger or falso vengeance.


i'm screwing my husband's

- submitted by klaney on 02/26/2007

i'm screwing my husband's best friend and he doesn't have a clue. if he's going to ignore me, then i'll find what i need elsewhere. hah!


i'm having a fling with a

- submitted by livingit on 02/26/2007

i'm having a fling with a contractor on our street. my hubbie doesn't know and probably wouldn't care.

i love a man who wears a tape measure attached to his belt. yum!


if your husband is screwing

- submitted by aguy on 02/26/2007

if your husband is screwing around it probably means he's not getting what he needs at home -- duh.

instead being pissed or all emotional, why don't you examine what you're not giving and also not getting.

seems a lot more constructive.


the best sex i ever had with

- submitted by cartta on 02/26/2007

the best sex i ever had with my guy was after i confronted him about screwing some whore from our block.

he denied it. but i kneew he was lying. then i said, f**k it, literally. and we had the best weekend in bed since our honeymoon.

guess what. it was well worth it. i may encourage him to fool around with neighbors in the future!


are you kidding? you should

- submitted by crazygirl on 02/26/2007

are you kidding? you should confront your skank former best friend and read her the riot act. that's the ultimate betrayal.

guy on my street did that and his wife dumped out all his belongings on the front yard, including his upright steinway piano. it was great.


definitely screw your

- submitted by revenger on 02/26/2007

definitely screw your husband's friend. no question. how piggish can he be?


my friend's husband cheated

- submitted by floridagirl on 02/26/2007

my friend's husband cheated with the mailperson, a hottie who loved wearing short shorts in any warm weather.

she rammed the mail truck off the road and threw junk mail at her as she was running away.

next day a guy delivered the mail on our street.


i hate to be a downer, but

- submitted by jcakline on 02/26/2007

i hate to be a downer, but how does she know he really cheated. because her friend doesn't stop by. maybe her friend sees here for the self-absorbed fantasizing sexless woman she is or might be.


a man's perspective: grow

- submitted by Anonymous on 02/26/2007

a man's perspective: grow up. if you don't really care, then that's why your guy is screwing around.

maybe if you made yourself more attractive, he'd have no need.


i confronted my husband

- submitted by theseer on 02/26/2007

i confronted my husband tonight. it was nuts. he denied it. then he cried. never ever saw him do that. felt numb.

have no idea what i've gotten into. what i want.

why am i saying this here? i never do this. i'm nuts too, i guess. pretty obvious.


you're insane to have

- submitted by areyoukidding on 02/26/2007

you're insane to have confronted him. what was the point? what do you want? the big question.

i have 4 friends who are screwing friends' spouses. insane. people are bored. what else is new.


what's insane about

- submitted by joey on 02/27/2007

what's insane about confronting a cheating husband. if you've got no desire to do that, may aas well not be in the marriage.

good luck!


my town in southern cal has

- submitted by calgal on 02/27/2007

my town in southern cal has had so much of "that", we've now got a counseling peer group that people can go to to vent and try to figure things out.

cheating spouses is a growth industry here. like wifi.


i'm having an affair with my

- submitted by kennyfrmd on 02/27/2007

i'm having an affair with my neighbor and it's been great. her husband is rarely around, we both enjoy each other and our marriages are just fine for what they are.

to each his or her own!


kenny -- you're fully of it.

- submitted by joan on 02/27/2007

kenny -- you're fully of it. bs. your marriages are either crap or you're in denial. have a nice day


joan -- thanks for you

- submitted by kennyfrmd on 02/27/2007

joan -- thanks for you input. you must be a repressed unhappy woman who can't imagine herself outside her little unhappy box.

sorry to hear that.


i'm neither repressed or

- submitted by joan on 02/27/2007

i'm neither repressed or unhappy. i'm stating the obvious. you're full of it. and you have a nice day too!


And people worry about gay

- submitted by Anonymous on 03/07/2007

And people worry about gay marriage eroding the "sanctity of marriage". Do what you want, none of my business, and it's not my job to judge people...but dang..some of the things I read and then hear about so many people opposing gay marriage on the grounds that it will destroy this fabled "sanctity of marriage" thing...I wonder if the groups overlap...


blonde nieghbor

- submitted by Anonymous on 05/22/2007

my nieghor keeps asking me to help with spring garden plantings and shrubery. think she wants me? she is so hot.. but i am afraid ... i want to do her.... should i hint around about it?


If you don't want him to

- submitted by Anonymous on 06/07/2007

If you don't want him to touch you anymore then why don't you just pretend it isn't going on? Why do you care? Just like a woman to tell you no and get pissed off when you go to the one who tells you yes.


SEX

- submitted by Anonymous on 06/16/2007

SEX!!!


Get over it

- submitted by Anonymous on 06/20/2007

This is for blonde neighbor.... I'm screwing my neighbor, the hottest 28 year old guy that I've been eyeing for the last year (i'm 35, but look late 20's). I just couldn't help it and it's all about the sex. We started over his yard becasue he can't seem to keep it up and didn't understand the sprinkler system, etc. I finally asked him to lunch and it took off. If she is asking for help with her shrubbery, help her, and then hit her up for more. Why'd I do it? Boredom in my own marriage and the fact that I would regret never hooking up with this guy...he's too hot and it's been well worth it.


It's easy?

- submitted by Guy on 06/27/2007

I'm so perplexed at this kind of thing. Why not just screw the daylights out of your husband every chance you get instead of 'making him beg for sex'?

But then, I'm a male, and we jump to too simple conclusions.

Anyway, in my opinion, you either wanted this situation and have made it happen by your actions--evidenced by the fact you are wondering if it is actually 'okay'. Or you are imagining it.

Either way, the drama and intrigue is more interesting to you then the fact your connection with your husband has broken down.

Fix it.


Sleeping With Our Next Door Neighbor!

- submitted by Anonymous on 09/27/2007

Why is everyone so connected to their insecurities? God put us on this planet to have sex with others, and to reproduce. Why is it such a sin to have sex with the one we want to...?? If my husband wants to have sex with the girl next door, so be it. I'll have sex with the guy next door, and we will all live in harmony. (Just be sure to have sex with the guy next door who looks the most like you husband, so you won't have to do any complicated explaining after the baby arrives...) What one doesn't know, won't hurt him, or her, for that matter! Oops, I'v said enough!! Enjoy...!!


I want to sleep with the

- submitted by Bill Bieber on 10/06/2007

I want to sleep with the girl next door. A total beauty, that gets her heart ripped out by everyone she is with. I know, because I hear it. I am married and on the brink of leaving in a few days, based on lack of sex. I am a sucessful male that is more than average who is not looking for stress. I know my wife is no longer interested because I have a drink once or twice, and have no excuse to do it but all I hear is "I am fat, what do you think" like everyday. I love her, but need sex. I don't think this man hates you, I think he is lonely and needs your attention. As a man that is lonely, knows that every sexual encounter does not mean..he does not really love his wife. Show some attention, and if he has any type of issues that you can't stand, stick by him, encourage, and love him. It sounds like he might be reaching out in a way that women just don't understand. I know I am in the singles match game now, you should not be.


update details

- submitted by Anonymous on 12/01/2007

Why get married , why complicate your lives and add so much drama ...Is that what you thrive on ? Getting back to the original post , I want to know what happened ??? details please ?


Wrong Question

- submitted by Anonymous on 01/04/2008

Hey,

Did it occur to you that the problem began with him "begging for sex like before"? If you are not making for some of the things he needs, he is not going to be there for what you need.

Just one guys perspective, since so many of the responses here seem to be from the gals - along the lines of "what a pig", etc... Guys are pretty simple creatures, if we are having our needs met, we don't go looking elsewhere.


I have begged my wife for

- submitted by Anonymous on 01/06/2008

I have begged my wife for sex for years, all she does is complain about my big penus


Why not just swing

- submitted by Bigun on 03/05/2008

I have wanted to get into swinging for a long time, I have mentioned it to my wife hundreds of times with no luck until last week she told me about a guy at work she fancied and would like to bring home, i was shocked, she wanted to have sex with him alone with me just watching, we did this nd wow!!! our sex life has never been better, 2-3 times every day, I have sugested doing it again and she thinks it is ag good idea but she has now said to get another woman involved. Try swinging, this way you both get what you want, to sleep with others but still keep a secure marriage.


Looking

- submitted by Anonymous on 04/18/2008

Looking for a woman to fulfill mt kinky fantasies


Yeah?

- submitted by Anonymous on 05/19/2008

You all have AIDS


Me and my BIG mouth

- submitted by Anonymous on 06/08/2008

Where do I start.Been living with a guy for 11 yrs.Ive been on and off with another guy for 20 yrs and he's VERY unhappily married for 20 yrs.Well my live in has always said he was fine with me being with other guys.He and I didnt have sex for 5 yrs as I gained so much weight.So I guess the idea of it was fine since noone wanted me!Well I have now lost 92 lb and NOW I have all these guys hitting on me.I also ran into the 20 yr friend again and told my live in.He seemed fine with it.Well tonight I was walking around giggling when he asked what was up I told him a little story about my 20 friend and he FLIPPED on me!!I dont want you seeing him he knows people I know,,,Blah blah blah.He has no money you should only see guys with money!I...I REALLY do like the guy of 20 yr.and we have GREAT sex and always did. I just started having sex with my live in again and honestly it sucks its like kissing my brother NO I dont have a brother!What Im saying is there is nothing there for me in the sake with him and I cant just leave him as we have a LOT invested "monitary" that is and we really do get along.I just feel its kinda my turn to have fun now,He used to stay out for 3-4 days at a time and blow tons of money and I sat home pissed and crying and got really fat over it.Now its my turn.Am I so wrong to want to have fun??? Any suggestions or feedback?? Why cant I have my cake and eat it too? Then he says 2 wrongs dont make a right.Oh so he could be wrong but I have to be rightious???!!!This double standard thing isnt working for me.


I AM THE MASTER OF U

- submitted by King on 06/14/2008

LISTEN TO ME WHORE. ANY OFU WOMEN CHEAT, DESERVES TO GET PUMPED UP THE A** BIG TIME, BY AT LEAST 4 GUYS.

WHY DO U WOMEN CHEAT WITH ONE MAN ? WHY NOT GO ALL OUT AND GET GANGED LIKE A TOTAL SLT U ARE. GO TAKE ON 4 GUYS AT ONCE OR GO TO A HOUSE PARTY AND SLEEP WITH AS MANY GUYS AS U CAN.


this is disgusting

- submitted by Anonymous on 06/22/2008

almost everyone posting here sound SERIOUSLY messed up. especially the women. heres an idea, stick a f*cking gun up your snatch, pull the trigger, and youll be doing all of the guys you will ever know a REAL favor. is there anyone left that has even the littlest bit of respect? atleast for themselves?


Really Disgusting

- submitted by Anonymous on 06/30/2008

This is the worst place to get advice....that dude nailed it with the gun & snatch talk.


Shocked

- submitted by Anonymous on 07/27/2008

A marriage is about love and commitment, not sex. Of course sex is always great, it shouldn't be what your marriage is based on. Everyone in here that is cheating on their spouse is fucked up. Go to hell.


scewing the neighbor

- submitted by wilsjn4@ya on 07/27/2008

hi,,if you really wanna get back at your husband go out and fuck a black guy and come back and tell him trust me it will be the best fuck youll ever have,,and he will be so upset,,the problem is he'll never be able to satisfy you after that


american madarchod

- submitted by the_canadian_priest on 10/03/2008

tum log sala suar ke chut ke jale huye hisse sara din gand ur land ke sath sex karte rahete ho madarjhat fuk yo americans


american madarchod

- submitted by the_canadian_priest on 10/03/2008

tum log sala suar ke chut ke jale huye hisse sara din gand ur land ke sath sex karte rahete ho madarjhat fuk yo americans


your husband the best :) boy

- submitted by your neighbor on 10/13/2008

your husband the best :) boy can he go on for hours. Nt my fault you don't give him any at home I've got what he wants and I know how to give it :)

Love your Neighbor


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