In my house there's this light switch that doesn't do anything. Every so often I would flick it on and off just to check. Yesterday, I got a call from a woman in Germany. she said, "cut it out."

--Steven Wright

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Number of U.S. homes with decks: 30,000,000

-RMag

added on: 06/09/2009

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- added on 06/14/2009

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The plot's small, sure, but it's fertile; and great access to the highway!

Yea, like to the Wilsons' lawn; they don't care if your dog craps on it every day; they like it...Got it?...the Wilsons, 2 houses down.

Brown post-classical door, framed by former bush.

For sale: Charming tudor with unexplained alien space probe.

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markbecker ??Sun, 06/14/2009 ?? 10:53

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