I hate small towns because once you've seen the cannon in the park there's nothing else to do.
--Lenny Bruce
Number of houses with at least 5 color TVs: 4,500,000
-US Census
added on: 08/06/2008
Guy 1: I don't get why he doesn't play Jay more.
Guy 2: Because he sucks, Steve.
Guy 1: Other than that....overhear more
--Overheard in: Youth Hockey Game Stands, Hackensack NJ--
