I hate small towns because once you've seen the cannon in the park there's nothing else to do.

--Lenny Bruce

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Number of U.S. households with at least 1 lawnmower: 66,000,000

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Overheard - contributed by thegull on 03/04/2007

The Puck Stops Here

Guy 1: I don't get why he doesn't play Jay more.

Guy 2: Because he sucks, Steve.

Guy 1: Other than that....overhear more

--Overheard in: Youth Hockey Game Stands, Hackensack NJ--

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Fertilizer or grass seed on the other hand...

The plot's small, sure, but it's fertile; and great access to the highway!

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