B-Rant

- submitted by b-team on 03/15/2007

  

Upside Down Tilted Fence

    MULCH
    Loose stone driveways
    Wood chips + twigs + ?

    Wood CHIP      Teflon spade with PLASTIC
                                           handle
           Freezing rain

           MELT    SALT   SKID

                    If we could...

     AND THEN THE BLOWING NOISE

        Dog urine burns...Grub control

                Lawn Food

                           CHILL
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have no clue what this

- submitted by stillt on 03/15/2007

have no clue what this means, but i like it. sick weird.


I know what it means. It

- submitted by JAMIEDEN on 03/15/2007

I know what it means. It means spring is coming and there's chaos and lots of things to do. I think.


It's saying there's no

- submitted by interpreter on 03/15/2007

It's saying there's no difference between mulch and dog urine burns, and I'm behind that. Nobody's talking about the important things anymore, and this is cool.


Are you insane, interpreter?

- submitted by springcleaner on 03/15/2007

Are you insane, interpreter? I don't know what it's saying but it's not equating dog urine with mulch. I like the chaos. I'm feeling it right now. Is it winter, is it Spring, do I have to get more ice melt or more grass seed? I hate this in between time of the seasons.

It was 75 degrees yesterday in northern nj and tomorrow they're saying 8-12 inches of snow. Yuk!


This is insane and I like

- submitted by Anonymous on 03/15/2007

This is insane and I like that. Like Haiku on steroids


It's about to snow again in

- submitted by Anonymous on 03/15/2007

It's about to snow again in the northeast so I fear the melt, salt and especially the skid. I'm not worried about mulch, I'm worried about ice and my 2 wheel drive crappy car skidding into the intersection.


this is wack. seems to say

- submitted by thepoet on 03/16/2007

this is wack. seems to say nothing. but love the physical pattern and placement of words. hat tip


It's all obvious to me. I

- submitted by Anonymous on 03/16/2007

It's all obvious to me. I see a reindeer skipping over a tall wall and diving into a pond of ice melt. Happens all the time. LOL


Finally something

- submitted by Anonymous on 03/16/2007

Finally something interesting. Who cares what it means. It means something. It's provocative. It makes me hot (kidding). It is bizarre and I'm going to submit it to my professor for analysis. (I'm in a phd program in chicago in social history)


I wonder what the connection

- submitted by Anonymous on 03/16/2007

I wonder what the connection is between dog urine burns and grub control. It's truly original and stupid at the same time. We're laughing here in the wildnerness (U of VT)


i think if you reorder the

- submitted by interpreter on 03/16/2007

i think if you reorder the words and count every other letter you've got a very cool code.

still not sure, but i'm liking it more.


this is a lot like avnotia,

- submitted by Anonymous on 03/16/2007

this is a lot like avnotia, the czech poet. he wrote crazy verse in symbols and elipses.

it's absurd but i see a pattern if i don't try to hard. into it


more, then i'll comment

- submitted by sendsnails on 03/16/2007

more, then i'll comment


This is so weird I like it.

- submitted by spackler on 03/16/2007

This is so weird I like it. Kind of gets to heart of things. Dog urine burns, you don't hear too much about that, and grubs, whatever that is. All together it almost fits and the way each piece is set out on the palette it's kind of colorful without the color.

Alternatively it's none of that but I still like it


I need to see another one

- submitted by Anonymous on 03/16/2007

I need to see another one like this to try to put it together. When's the next one?


Pine trees + Pine needles =

- submitted by Anonymous on 03/17/2007

Pine trees + Pine needles = Pine I'm in with this. Like sometimes it's hot, sometimes it's cold and sometimes it's both too much.


MELT SKID SALT That's a

- submitted by Anonymous on 03/17/2007

MELT SKID SALT That's a better order, no? We're in northern MA and we dig this. Almost decoded and then we're sure spring will arrive.


ok, got it. very clever.

- submitted by interpreter on 03/19/2007

ok, got it. very clever. anybody else figure it out?


interpreter, are you nuts

- submitted by Anonymous on 03/19/2007

interpreter, are you nuts too? what's to figure out. it's simple: spring = seaons - winter and the others, right? throw in some twigs


I walked out of my house

- submitted by slidingaway on 03/19/2007

I walked out of my house today and slid on my butt halfway down my driveway. We're 2 days from spring and I could care less about mulch and flowers.


Can somebody please

- submitted by Anonymous on 03/19/2007

Can somebody please seriously explain to me what this rant is supposed to mean. I love puzzles but I don't get it.


It means peace on earth is

- submitted by Anonymous on 03/19/2007

It means peace on earth is elusive. It mean spring is here but not really. It means whatever you want it to mean. Don't worry about it. You know those pictures you look into, they're a maze of squiggly lines and suddenly they open up into a beautiful clear 3D image. Look at this the same way. Let it unfurl. Maybe wait until you've finished your coffee.


when's the next rant coming.

- submitted by valleygirls on 03/20/2007

when's the next rant coming. we want the sequel to this one, maybe a little easier to understand? lol


Finally spring in the

- submitted by Anonymous on 03/21/2007

Finally spring in the northeast. No more ice melt or anything else, I pray.


We found termites under our

- submitted by spingsigner on 03/21/2007

We found termites under our sink this morning. That means Spring, even if we still have alittle snow left in NJ.


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- submitted by Anonymous on 06/29/2007


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