I love muffin batter. Vote

- submitted by Anonymous on 03/22/2007

I love muffin batter. Vote for the muffin man!

too weird and i like it. i

- submitted by weirdone on 03/22/2007

too weird and i like it. i support muffin batter too

Our town in southern PA

- submitted by Anonymous on 03/22/2007

Our town in southern PA doesn't let us park on our streets after 2 a.m. It makes no sense, right? Are we blocking traffic? Who are we bothering?

I'd vote for ANYONE who repeals this law.

Never for a commodities

- submitted by Anonymous on 03/22/2007

Never for a commodities trader. In fact don't turn your back on one. My husband did this. I turned my back and now he's not my husband.

I want to be a muffin store

- submitted by Anonymous on 03/22/2007

I want to be a muffin store quality control manager. How do I get to be that? I worked in a bakery as a kid and I'm sure I can get a good reccomendation.

What does spring break have

- submitted by densegirl on 03/22/2007

What does spring break have to do with roof slide?

If you have to ask about the

- submitted by Anonymous on 03/22/2007

If you have to ask about the relationship between spring break and roof slide, you'll never understand.

Go back to your gardening, honey. But dont stand near the roof, the slide might crush you.

If you have to ask about the

- submitted by Anonymous on 03/22/2007

If you have to ask about the relationship between spring break and roof slide, you'll never understand.

Go back to your gardening, honey. But dont stand near the roof, the slide might crush you.

I've been waiting forever

- submitted by Anonymous on 03/22/2007

I've been waiting forever for a take on the suburbs like this. Ok, no I haven't. But I dig it (see it's bringing me back to my 60s roots). Right on baby, keep it up.

My vote's for the lamp shade person. We need better ones here in the burbs.

i've got it. the election

- submitted by Anonymous on 03/22/2007

i've got it. the election was nullified, right? riots broke out, the lamp shade guy had a gun, and the muffin man passed out corn muffins.

pretty obvious.

Our little town gov't

- submitted by Anonymous on 03/22/2007

Our little town gov't actually voted to impeach pres bush. Made no sense. We can't get them to fix our street lights but they're debating Bush's war policies.

Our town also voted on bush.

- submitted by Anonymous on 03/22/2007

Our town also voted on bush. I'm against almost everything he does but I'd rather our Mayor spend his time on stuff within his competency (which is sadly as limited as my 2 year old's).

Spring break roof slide sums things up, I think. Somebody tell me what it really mean.

we're having a roof party

- submitted by Anonymous on 03/23/2007

we're having a roof party this weekend. should be put in a slide off the roof? we'd have to build a swimming pool there pretty fast, so maybe we'll skip it

in my town we've all got

- submitted by Philguy on 03/23/2007

in my town we've all got slides running off our roofs and are yards are made of candy canes and cotton candy.

at U of Ill we're still trying to decipher this. we're halfway through and are confident the muffin man will be running for US senate shortly.

my neighbor is a roofer.

- submitted by roofer on 03/23/2007

my neighbor is a roofer. he's also a misogonyst (sp?) and gross gross. i know this has nothing to do with this but i wanted to share it.

oh yea, and he's running for a local govt office. can you believe that? gross!

roofers unite! theuy're the

- submitted by Anonymous on 03/24/2007

roofers unite! theuy're the most underappreciated professionals in america. i salute them.

No more skiing. The spring

- submitted by localwatchdog on 03/24/2007

No more skiing. The spring bugs me.

Our town council president was impeached and nearly went to jail. He took our money, gave it to all his construction cronies and vacationed all over the world. Nothing worse than a local politico who's an idiot AND a crook.

stumbled on this, don't know

- submitted by Anonymous on 03/25/2007

stumbled on this, don't know how. beautiful. weird in a good weird way if you know what i mean. and i don't live in the suburbs. where's the cypher code for this?

i deeply resent this. you

- submitted by localmayor on 03/26/2007

i deeply resent this. you think i'm stupid and can't understand it? nu uh. i weant to community college and took business courses, so i know how to manage my town darn well, thank you. stop this insulting innuendahs against me or we'll stop reading this at our town meetings.

there, i said it, it wasn't hard at all.

My town just revoked it's no

- submitted by terribleviewer on 03/26/2007

My town just revoked it's no street parking at night reg. It was so stupid and pointless even our incomopetent town board knew to get rid of it.

I saw some roofers the other

- submitted by Anonymous on 03/26/2007

I saw some roofers the other day on a house roof and they were whooping it. They know how to have fun. All they needed was the sliding board,a nd I could see them sliding off the 4th story onto the driveway and laughing on their way to the ER.

My town needs a muffin

- submitted by Anonymous on 03/26/2007

My town needs a muffin store. By the way, what is a muffin store? All we have is Dunkin Donuts. Their muffins taste like mildewed flour and corn syrup.

ever since starbucks moved

- submitted by Anonymous on 03/27/2007

ever since starbucks moved in we've lost our local muffin store and a great cafe. i know this is a cliche, but i'd vote for a mayor who made it easier for local shops like that to compete.

My favorite element here is

- submitted by Conciser on 03/27/2007

My favorite element here is mayhem. It sums things up for anyone who's been to a local town meeting. One word. That's it

muffins are donuts. if

- submitted by muffinsrus on 03/28/2007

muffins are donuts. if muffin man can be mayor, so can donut man, and if dunkin donuts mgr in our town offered us all donuts free, i'd vote for him. sorry, i'm buyable.

I once ran for public office

- submitted by Anonymous on 03/28/2007

I once ran for public office in my town and lost in a landslide. 4 ran and 3 were elected. the winners were the shoe store owner, the manager of a realy office and a man who seemed unemployed and never shaved.

Next time i run i'll indicate in my leaflets I dropped out of middle schohol and never returned to schooling.

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