Overheard - contributed by thesinger on 03/23/2007

  

Tires Tires Everywhere

Cute Girl: I major in psych. What do you do?

Guy: I sell tires.

Cute Girl: Huh. That sounds great. You probably get a discount, for your car.

Guy:  No. I don't. It's a living hell....overhear more

--Overheard in: Starbucks, Madison NJ--

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If he doesn't get a

- submitted by Anonymous on 03/23/2007

If he doesn't get a discount, then he's a fool. If he works at a tire store, he's probably a fool too.


What's he a fool about is

- submitted by Anonymous on 03/23/2007

What's he a fool about is blowing off the cute girl. A guy in a tire store isn't exactly choice. Maybe he's a writer moonlighting at the garage. Choicer.


Selling tires is very sexy,

- submitted by tirelovinggirl on 03/23/2007

Selling tires is very sexy, don't you know. He's just playing hard to get. Guarantee they spent the night together pricing tire and talking about life.


I've been to this Starbucks,

- submitted by Jerseygirl on 03/23/2007

I've been to this Starbucks, I think. It really is a pick up scene. During the day there are so many moms, kids from Drew University and other colleges in the area.

There's also 2 tire stores around. I think I'm going to try that line. I'm divorced and sit on the sofas and watch. I could use me a tire guy right about now


how do you know mr tire guy

- submitted by Anonymous on 03/23/2007

how do you know mr tire guy doesn't have a phd in philosphy or astrophysics? let's not assume too much.


If he has an astrophysics

- submitted by Jerseygirl on 03/23/2007

If he has an astrophysics degree all the better. But my guess is very few tire salesmen in NJ have them, and I love him for who he is, so there


if

- submitted by Anonymous on 02/03/2008

if its putting food on the table then keep you're damn mouth shut.

the world needs more factory workers, tire salesmen and other sundry, unglamourous "menial" workers than it does college grads. someone has to shovel the s***that makes the world turn, and the fewer people willing to do it, the more $$$ those few who are can make. ever see how much garbage men make?


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