This is totally totally

- submitted by Anonymous on 04/05/2007

This is totally totally insane. I have no idea what it means. I hate it and also love it. Mostly I hate it.

OK, finally another code

- submitted by codeman on 04/05/2007

OK, finally another code rant. This time a little color. I'm into it. The colors make the pattern. I'll figure it out by end of weekend.

What's the Wi-Fi elections?

- submitted by Anonymous on 04/05/2007

What's the Wi-Fi elections? Somebody at the shoe store is running for office and giving away balloons? But what does Wi-Fi have to do with it?

It's sick and fun. Are people going to vote because they received balloons? Unlikely, unless they're very deprived or balloon fixated.

i'm eager to attend the gym

- submitted by thepoet on 04/05/2007

i'm eager to attend the gym teachers poetry reading. that would be priceless.

the dry cleaners in my town

- submitted by Anonymous on 04/06/2007

the dry cleaners in my town announced the now had wireless internet. why? so we can bring our laptops in and work while we're waiting? they're crazy. they think it's a marketing tool.

It's not so crazy. Doctor

- submitted by modernperson on 04/06/2007

It's not so crazy. Doctor offices are doing it. Dentists. If you're going to choose a place among many and you know you're going to have to wait around, wouldn't you prefer the one with internet access and other perks?

I would.

sure, i'm going to choose my

- submitted by Anonymous on 04/06/2007

sure, i'm going to choose my next surgeon and divorce lawyer based on wi-fi in their waiting rooms.

You guys are off point on

- submitted by decoder on 04/06/2007

You guys are off point on this rant. It's about incompetent politicians and incompetent teachers. i've almost got it. the colors are confusing me but i've got the patterns down.

forget the wi-fi, focus on the core elements

Decoder, it's probably time

- submitted by realned on 04/06/2007

Decoder, it's probably time to get some air, you know? You're worrying me. Core elements? I'd like to know them.

I want to attend the shop

- submitted by Anonymous on 04/06/2007

I want to attend the shop teachers violin recital. I'd pay more to see that than for Springsteen, especially if my old shop teacher was in it.

I'm a shop teacher and

- submitted by Shopteacher on 04/06/2007

I'm a shop teacher and nobody has ever asked me to read my poetry. It's mostly about wood and nails and sanding tools. I think it's underappreciated.

Diners are the originals.

- submitted by Anonymous on 04/06/2007

Diners are the originals. Cafes and coffee shops in same category as shoe stores. Purple is the right color. Only hang up is gym teachers. Most are wi-fi aversive. Most are homophobic. Most wouldn't know a poem from a basketball.

Where's the orange and red

- submitted by recoder on 04/06/2007

Where's the orange and red here? You left them out. Balloons will never win votes except from children. This is awesome have to admit. My guys and I are trying to get it. Patience is a must.

ouch ouch. i love this

- submitted by Anonymous on 04/06/2007

ouch ouch. i love this stuff. it's sick and probably bs but there is something there.

Nailed it. Shop teachers

- submitted by Anonymous on 04/07/2007

Nailed it. Shop teachers have always been underappreciated, equated with gym teachers, and that's not fair. Give a shop teacher a balloon and he'll play in a string octet and run for office.

Sweet.

No joke. A nearby school

- submitted by Anonymous on 04/09/2007

No joke. A nearby school really is having a poetry reading by the phys ed teachers. It's craziness, but they're trying to prove they're more than dumb jocks.

That's wonderful. The gym

- submitted by poet on 04/09/2007

That's wonderful. The gym teachers will prove they're dumb jocks who read and write dumb poetry. Just what our kids need.

I once was a gym teacher and

- submitted by Anonymous on 04/11/2007

I once was a gym teacher and I assure you not all of us are illiterate. Have you read the latest Dick FRancis? I have. What about Robert Parker, the Chekov of the 21st century. See, we're smart and have great bodies too.

I don't write poetry but I've always enjoyed lymericks. I also enjoy professional wrestling nad smashing beer bottles on my head.

Gym teachers may be the

- submitted by gettingreal on 04/11/2007

Gym teachers may be the stupidest people I know. Not all of them. But some. They also always wear windbreakers, no matter what the weather or the temperature. I don't know why they do that? Is it a gym teacher secret code thing? I bet they sleep in them.

I just need this, hope it

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