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Car Pool Zen

added on: 12/19/2007

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A perfect summer day is when the sun is shining, the breeze is blowing, the birds are singing, and the lawn mower is broken.

--James Dent

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Number of acres of "mowable" lawn in the U.S.: 30,000,000

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added on: 12/17/2007

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Safari

- added on 09/15/2007

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We'll have some beer with our sex, thanks. Massachusetts DMV's "up with procreation" campaign.

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Yardifacts: Drunk & trying to make a point, Mr. Kendal had said he wanted a f***ing unicorn for Christmas; he didn't think his wife would take him seriously.
Fresh: We can't stress enough: Keep precious valuables out of the windows.
Fresh: The rest of you-- ungrateful kids, worthless dad--can park in the town parking lot for all I care...The house is mine!
 
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markbecker ??Sat, 09/15/2007 ?? 11:19
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