Overheard - added on 07/10/2009

  

On Second Thought... Maybe Boogers Aren't So Gross

Mom: Take your finger out of your nose.

Girl: (removes finger, puts in mouth)

Mom: No. We don't put boogers in our mouth.

Girl: Why?

Mom: Because...it's gross.

Girl: Why are boogers gross? Why?

Mom: (pauses, harried) Because...they are.

Girl: But why?

Mom:  Because...

Girl: Why, why...

Mom: (rushed, quickly) Would you put your hand in your butt then put that in your mouth?

Girl: What? ...overhear more

--Overheard in: Market, Westchester NY--

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They are gross because...

- submitted by Anonymous on 07/13/2009

Boogers are gross because they are a mucous membrane designed to keep excess dirt, debris, germs and bacteria from gaining access to your body. If you eat them, you're just ingesting all that stuff you were supposed to keep OUT of your body...

That and they are just icky LOL


not gross...but I'm glad this is Anonymous:-)

- submitted by Anonymous on 07/14/2009

Boogers are not gross. I eat mine. When you think about it eating boogers does a similar thing to taking antibiotics right?


Eh

- submitted by Anonymous on 07/16/2009

Erm.. no, not quite the same thing. Antibiotics kill microorganisms, mucus just contains them. It's more eating a little pathogen package.

Mind you, it's a moot point anyway since we naturally swallow a good deal of our mucus naturally. It holds the bacteria 'till they reach your stomach, at which point the acid kills 'em.

So... Not really good or bad, frankly. Edging towards bad.

More importantly, I suspect I have no life.


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