Overheard - contributed by ronV on 10/16/2009

  

Officer, If I Was Speeding, We Wouldn't Be Having This Conversation

Driver: (pulled over, side of ride)  But I wasn't speeding.

Police Officer: 85 in a 40 miles an hour zone.

Driver:  That's impossible.

Police Officer: What?

Driver: If I was going that fast I'dda left your sorry ass in the dirt. ...overhear more

--Overheard in: Williamsburg VA--

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