Woman: (was walking; to dog)  Sit, monkey, sit.  (dog edges toward her)  Sh*t. Sit, not sh*t, sit. Sh*t, Jesus Christ.

Woman, Cont:  (sh*t is on her foot)  Sh*t, I don't... (tries to shake it off, it lands on her leg)  Oh, sh*t, sh*t.  (dog jumps around, very agitated)

Woman, Cont: What, saying sh*t offends you? You do it all the time. Sh*t. (dog jumps around more)  Sh*t, sh*t, sh*t. ...overhear more