Stone woman looking longingly at tree... for her bra.
markbecker ??Sat, 11/29/2008 ?? 11:54
Welcome. Really. No . . . really.
markbecker ??Fri, 11/21/2008 ?? 18:24
I'm naked and alone and sitting on a rock. How do you think I feel?
markbecker ??Mon, 11/10/2008 ?? 11:49
. . . once we bronzed the kids, weekends were so much easier.
markbecker ??Mon, 11/03/2008 ?? 22:57
We told the landscape architect to use his head. We didn't mean it literally.
markbecker ??Wed, 10/15/2008 ?? 10:01
Size 15 feet. In burgundy or lawn green.
markbecker ??Mon, 10/13/2008 ?? 10:16
Another lawn orb.
markbecker ??Thu, 10/09/2008 ?? 10:46
Lawn feet.
markbecker ??Fri, 10/03/2008 ?? 09:31
. . . How come he gets to wear the hat?
markbecker ??Thu, 09/25/2008 ?? 11:19
We'll take a banana. Tip? Put on a top and, please, cover that lard-ass gut.
markbecker ??Mon, 09/22/2008 ?? 14:01
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