No door. No junk mail. No...anyone? Brilliant!
markbecker ??Mon, 01/11/2010 ?? 14:02
Divorce co-mediation...not for everyone.
markbecker ??Mon, 01/04/2010 ?? 21:44
Sometimes an abstract, post-modern sculpture is just...butt cheeks.
markbecker ??Tue, 12/29/2009 ?? 17:24
At least have the decency to use a bush condom.
markbecker ??Sun, 12/27/2009 ?? 17:15
Don't be afraid. OK, maybe a little afraid.
markbecker ??Sat, 12/26/2009 ?? 14:22
Happy Valentine's Day, honey! (Just pretend the embedded heads & tools aren't there.)
markbecker ??Sat, 12/12/2009 ?? 14:58
Voluentery speling clas imediatelly folowing concet.
markbecker ??Sat, 09/26/2009 ?? 09:02
...Our kids don't read, but our statue does.
markbecker ??Mon, 03/17/2008 ?? 14:09
Local smarty-pants. Wonder what's on the front yard, Scrabble?...NY Times crossword puzzle?
markbecker ??Mon, 02/11/2008 ?? 09:38
Get over it. That piece of crap 8th grade woodshop project doesn't look any better as your mailbox than it did on your mantlepiece. And what's with the bear? 2 words: garage sale junk yard.
markbecker ??Wed, 01/02/2008 ?? 17:37
