Fertilizer or grass seed on the other hand...

Respect the crossing hierarchy: zombies, killer squirrels, humans in wheelchairs

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Image is from a supermarket bulletin board. Classically trained music teacher who's apparently also good with with ladders and leaves and stuff? Don't know exactly what to make of it but we think it's pretty da*n funny.

 

So much for the Halloween sugar high.

3-siblings-in-jail packages, 25% off. A sibling and 2 parents, 50% off.

Classic center hall Colonial with sniper ledge.

Of course he's upset. He's half naked, his diaper looks like it hasn't been changed in a year, and his feet don't touch the ground.