Judge: OK, you have 3 charges, sir. Murder, robbery and (looks at paper)...failing to use a turn signal.

Defendant: What, I...

Judge: Normally we don't get the tougher charges.

Defendant: (confused, panicking) Judge, this must be...

Judge: What say we dismiss the first 2, murder, robbery. How do you plead to the 3rd?

Defendant: (relief, smiles) Guilty. Completely guilty. ...overhear more