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Welcome To The Neighborhood

Welcome To The Neighborhood

Good chance the book group will be cancelled this week.

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Ed. Note: A friend took this photo -- saw the note on a doorway beam of a house in his new neighborhood in NY state. He wasn't entirely amused -- though amused (or disturbed) enough to send it to us. We're more easily amused.

safari

We are from...France?

. . . A ton of peanuts within the hour, or we stomp the flowers.

Two wired dancers aren't enough?

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WOw

- submitted by Jiom WOods on 10/26/2009

OMgosh dude that is the coolest thing I ever seen

the bullet wasnt shot and

- submitted by Anonymous on 10/26/2009

the bullet wasnt shot and its probably not even real because getting it stuck in the wood would require a hammer and anyone that hits the back of a bullet with a hammers got to big of balls for NY

ha ha, call the realtor!!!

- submitted by Anonymous on 10/26/2009

ha ha, call the realtor!!!

What is wrong with people.

- submitted by Anonymous on 10/26/2009

What is wrong with people. Wasting a perfecty good bullet on a door. That' s what thumbtacks are for, dude.

OMGosh dude, as long as the

- submitted by Anonymous on 10/26/2009

OMGosh dude, as long as the note is up you have nothing to fear.

Not a bullet looks like a

- submitted by Anonymous on 10/26/2009

Not a bullet looks like a dart with the end broken off. Bullets arent sharp enough to use as tacks.

I don't even get it . . .

- submitted by Anonymous on 10/26/2009

I don't even get it . . .

LOL very funny. Reminds me

- submitted by Anonymous on 10/27/2009

LOL very funny. Reminds me of my old Uncle Charley, always had a gun always talking of guns... Guess how he died.

Jill Handley <a href="http://www.electroniccigarettesinc.com">Electric Cigarette</a> Inc

I don't get it? Sounds like

- submitted by Stuart Hannig on 10/27/2009

I don't get it?

Sounds like a christian momomooo joke

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