In my house there's this light switch that doesn't do anything. Every so often I would flick it on and off just to check. Yesterday, I got a call from a woman in Germany. she said, "cut it out."

--Steven Wright

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Number of carpenters in U.S.: 1,764,000

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Funny Pictures

- submitted by KLG33 on 10/20/2009

Woman Losing Her Head

...Pretty sure if I throw it hard enough, I can reach the hot tub.

Cock fighting on Tuesdays, spitting into a bucket Thursdays.

. . . once we finished Canada we thought, why not America, we'll paint that too.

Plastic wildlife preserve.

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markbecker ??Tue, 10/20/2009 ?? 12:25

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